Spittles

Spittles is a fucking amazing member of #Omni. He graces us all with his presence from time to time. Everyone agrees that he's a pretty cool guy. Spittles likes Rise Against, hanging out with his friends, and smoking weed. He has to pee everytime someone mentions Sefket's name. He doesn't care if he's judged, so long as it's a good burn. He also is fascinated with Zulus. AFRICANS ARE PEOPLE TOO!

Most used phrases by Spittles:

YEAH BUDDYYY LIGHT WEIGHT, AINT NUTTIN BUT A PEANUT!!!

BIG BOOTY BITCHES OOOOOOH!

AWWEEEE YEEEEE

Nigger.

Spittles and the crazy bug
One day spittles came home from work to find a small bug on his door. He laughed and said "silly bug" but then suddenly he was transported to a world where bugs walk as humans and humans were slaves. Spittles then woke up and it was all a dream, only to find a bug on his pillow. He laughed and said "silly bug" but then suddenly he was transported to a world where spittles were packaged into bags and sold for $0.99 or in bigger bags for $1.49, or in the kinda big bags with the zipper for $2.49. Spittles cried for decades, then was transported back to this universe. He has never said the words 'silly bug' ever since. If you ask him about this he will deny it because it haunts him so much.

Spittles Says the Darndest Things!
Here are some IRC quotes of Spittles collected over the years:

[21:51]  Who am I? [21:51]  Spittles [21:51]  I can do anything [21:51]  Fuck you [21:51]  End of story [21:51]  Good night [21:51]  Bitch. [21:51]  Fucker

[21:30]  shut up slut

[21:30]  got beef [21:30]  hi

[21:02] <[A]SpIt> me=cool

[21:03] <[A]SpIt> You sure? [21:03] <[A]SpIt> Close eyes [21:03] <[A]SpIt> Reopen [21:03] <[A]SpIt> Take a deep breath [21:03] <[A]SpIt> Eat a cheese cracker [21:03] <[A]SpIt> Then tell me your new answer. [21:03] <[A]SpIt> Gauranteed to be changed.

[20:39] <[A]SpIt> cuz i might bish slap u

[19:24] <[A]SpIt> |\/\/\/| [19:24] <[A]SpIt> |______|

[01:11] <[A]SpIt> When I first watched Halloween the horror movie even tho I didn't want to [01:11] <[A]SpIt> I was scared shitless of his mask [01:11] <[A]SpIt> I started having nightmares of him killin me every single day [01:11] <[A]SpIt> It was horrible [01:11] <[A]SpIt> Eventually I broke the movie [01:12] <[A]SpIt> and realized im strong enuf to understand its over

[01:27] <[A]T_Adrenaline> will you go out with me? [01:29] <[A]SpIt> NO [01:29] <[A]SpIt> THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU [01:29] <[A]T_Adrenaline> You broke my heart. [01:29] <[A]T_Adrenaline> Tore it into a million pieces. [01:29] <[A]T_Adrenaline> I shall never forgive the evil you have bestowed upon my soul.

[00:34] <|SpIt|> iwant you to shoot me

[00:35] <|SpIt|> told him hes a fucking prick and he was adopted and he needs a fucking life

Spittles = Skittles?
Probably.