Karl

Karl is the owner of Pure Warfare. He is known for being awesome at one time but this status has become questionable within recent months.

Karl and the Crystal RuneScape
Karl once awoke to his computer being made out of complete crystal. He was offered $2000000000000000000000000000000 from a neighbor for his computer but turned it down. Karl plays a special version of RuneScape known as the Crystal RuneScape because ordinary RuneScape doesn't work on his crystal computer.

Karl and the Mysterious Mirror
One day Karl came home from school to find that his front door was replaced with a mirror. When Karl tried to open the door he was taken into the world of AFK where people who put 'afk' in their IRC names rot away and die. He had to eat the flesh of six humans and 3 premature babies to return to the real world. To this day nightmares still haunt his every slumber.

Memorable Quotes and Life Achievements
[20:19] <``Karl> tbh [20:19] <``Karl> you know you're probs never going to be promoted [20:19]  Yeah i don't care [20:19] <``Karl> for the simple reason all you do is **** around