Mafia

Mafia (aka MAF) is a pretty cool guy, member of #omni and more recently #mace. He currently resides in Caketown.

Mafia and the mysterious keyboard
If you know mafia like I know mafia YOU KNOW he's a sucker for a classic qwerty keyboard. Hell, I've seen him chainsaw a feral boy in half just to get a glimpse at a classic qwerty. One day Mafia woke up and realized that ALL THE KEYBOARDS IN HIS HOUSE WERE MISSING. He went into a rage, killed his mother and his son, beat up a puppy and threw a squirrel down a storm drain. No matter how many creatures he harmed he could not find a keyboard. Mafia couldn't scape that day, the rest of Positive were counting on him to lead the peegay trip but he could not log in. He cried for hours.

Suddenly a giagantic white knight of fallador burst into his room, his shield was made with what seemed to be a qwerty keyboard. Mafia ejaculated, sniffed the ejaculate, and suddenly morphed into the purple being you see on this page. Alas, his SPIRIT ANIMAL. Mafia raped the white knight, took his keyboard, and began to scape with Positive. Although the peegay trip was saved, he was never able to enter Fallador again, due to his hanus crime.